I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected
When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
I text back embarrassingly fast
or three hours later
there is no in between
this is on a whole new level of patience
This is natural art.