awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

tales-told-by-dead-souls:

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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Always

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

“But you never asked and I never answered.”

This pain is just too real - (via this-cutting-edge)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

“Time heals nothing,
it just replaces memories.”

(via difficult)

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

feanorr:

plot twist: humanity learns from its history

do