just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

shouldnt:

tateloveschu:

it is necessary for children to be raised with dogs

Big dogs little kids

“Find someone who makes you feel drunk when you’re sober.”

Unknown (via perfect)

“Don’t kiss me if you’re afraid of thunder. My life is a storm.”

Anita Krizzan (via trast0rno)

"My favorite for two reasons:

  1. Keeps me in check. The world is not obligated to care, you can’t always expect that people will, especially when they have their own things and problems and hurt that you are not obligated to care about either. Don’t expect too much from anyone.

  2. The world is not obligated to care, yet sometimes, it still does. And that’s beautiful to me.”

unclefather:

waluiqi:

do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting

no but now i will and it’s honestly your fault

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

“She will cry. She will cry until her throat hurts and her eyes can’t stay open. She will cry for hours on end until she finally collects herself, only to burst into tears again a second later. She will cry until she thinks she will never be able to get over him, never be able to feel whole again. But one day, she will pick herself up, hold her head high, and walk into the distance, and she’ll never look back… not even once.”

(via dopeynumber1)

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