a transgender person has a child
they are now transparent
I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun
it is necessary for children to be raised with dogs
Big dogs little kids
"My favorite for two reasons:
- Keeps me in check. The world is not obligated to care, you can’t always expect that people will, especially when they have their own things and problems and hurt that you are not obligated to care about either. Don’t expect too much from anyone.
- The world is not obligated to care, yet sometimes, it still does. And that’s beautiful to me.”
do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting
no but now i will and it’s honestly your fault
this is how my kids will learn the alphebet
College students only have 2 levels of stress:
1) I don’t give a fuck
2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS
There is no in between.